Newsletter — 8 August 2013
August 8, 2013 Newsletter
For those who are interested – today is the 105th anniversary of the Wright Brothers’ first public flight at a racecourse at Le Mans… On the same day, 38 years later, the first flight of the Convair B-36, the world’s first mass-produced nuclear weapon delivery vehicle, took place… Today, we launch the first newsletter from our spanking new website… Yeah , not quite sure where we were going with that! But, as with the newsletter – so with the website – we hope you like it 🙂
If you have any suggestions or ideas for items you’d like us to include, or any feedback on the newsletter — or our new website — good or otherwise, please email us at:…[email protected]–mil.co.uk.
New Jobs Since the Last Newsletter
Sales Manager (145as) Dorset Up to £35k plus bonus and benefits
STEWARD — LIVERY COMPANY London £33,000
Principal Electrical Engineer (144jc) Plymouth £41-45k
Principal Naval Architect — Structural (143jc) Plymouth £42-45k
Surveyor Structural (142jc) Plymouth £26-30k
TNA Analyst / Consultant Swindon Competitive
Alternate Program Managers (141jc) Afghanistan US$10k per month
Electro Technical Officers Onboard Cruise Ship 3ETO from £21,666 2ETO from 37,210
Construction and Logistic Manager (140as) East Dorset Negotiable
Driver/Porter Thurrock essex £7.50 p/h
Fire Pump Engineer Bedford, Corby, Northampton 28600.00
Fire Pump Engineer Manchester, Liverpool 28600.00
Do you have any news you think we should feature, or any areas you’d like us to cover? Email us at:…[email protected]
Here we like to include things for you to visit, attend, donate to or get involved in, should you choose to.
2013 Bournemouth Air Festival – 29 August – 1st September, Bournemouth
Exmoor 30:30 – 14 September 2013 – an annual endurance event that has raised money for Armed Services charities over the past 4 years.
Will you be at DSEi 2013 — 10–13 September 2013 – ExCel, London. We’ll be there – Come and say hello to the Ex-Mil team at North Stand N6-390!
Social Media in the Defence & Media – 20-21 November 2013, London, United Kingdom
Do you have an event or appeal you’d like us to publicise? Email us at:…[email protected]
Reminder — Please Check Your Contact Details
Please check to ensure we have up–to–date contact details for you — a working email address and your current phone number and address.
Also, if you haven’t updated or uploaded your CV in the last twelve months, please do so at the Ex–Mil website. We perform searches on the database and if your CV is not there, then we cannot match your details.
Finally, if you want us to remove your details from our database please give us as much information as possible — so we can cross reference your information and ensure we can find you.
Do you have any reunions you want to let everyone know about. Just send in your name and details of how interested parties can get in contact. Also let us know the details of the reunion — who it’s for, place, time etc. and a website if there is one, and we’ll include it in our next newsletter. Email us at:…[email protected]
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A newlywed couple moves into their new house.
One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?”
The husband says, “What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?”
A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, the car won’t start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?”
He says: “What do I look like, Mr. KwikFit?”
Another few days go by, and it’s raining pretty hard.
The wife finds a leak in the roof.
She says, “Honey, there’s a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?”
He says, “What do I look like, Bob the Builder?”
The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed.
So is the plumbing. So is the car.
He asks his wife what happened.
“Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them,” she says.
“Great! How much is that going to cost me?” he snarls.
Wife says: “Nothing. He said he’d do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him.”
“Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?” asks the husband.
“What do I look like, Mary Berry?”
If you want to contribute to the jokes in this newsletter, just send them in — email us at:…[email protected]. For various reason we can’t always include them in the newsletter, but we always appreciate them 🙂
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