Newsletter – 5 October 2017
October 5, 2017 Newsletter
The news isn’t exactly sunshine at the minute. Events in Spain could escalate, a huge UK employer in the form of Monarch is suddenly no more and, of course, the shocking events in Las Vegas have left us feeling pretty shaken. Among all that horror and chaos, it was great to see lads from our very own 1st The Queen's Dragoon Guard rush in to help the victims and emergency services. It is always so incredibly powerful to see the exceptional skills and selfless actions of our troops in situations like this.
In other positive news, the Invictus Games, now in their 4th year, have just wrapped up in Toronto. This is one of the events in the calendar that shows our troops at their very best, both physically and mentally. We're already looking forward to Sydney 2018! Results and highlights from this year's event can be viewed here.
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You could be eligible for a university degree in management
A university degree in management can lead you into a worthwhile second career. Your rank could make you eligible for an online MBA at a prestigious UK university. Even if you have a specialist skill, a university degree in management is particularly relevant as your next career path should take you into management.
www.onlineuniversitymilipol.com works with military and ex-military candidates worldwide. We pilot you through the university acceptance process by turning your Services experience into ‘academic points’ so that you are offered an online university place with LSM (distance learning associate college of Anglia Ruskin University). There is no charge for this work, as it is paid by LSM, so you can find out if you comply without obligation. We remain with you throughout your study and will even attend the graduation ceremony on your behalf if you are abroad.
The cost of online study is significantly less than that of attending university and, more importantly, you do not need to stop working whilst gaining your degree.
One of the big advantages of online study is flexibility, particularly when you are unable to commit to a fixed weekly schedule. You might even finish earlier than an attending student if you are able to put in more time but your qualification and benefits will be exactly the same. Additionally, you can start after acceptance rather than waiting for the next year like an attending student.
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Joke: Einstein's Driver
Albert Einstein is on the way to a physics conference, being driven by his driver who looks just like him. On the way there, he tells his driver:
"I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over!"
The driver agrees: "You're right. As your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place."
That's a great idea!" says Einstein. "Let's switch places then!"
So they switch clothes and as soon as they arrive, the driver dressed as Einstein goes on stage and starts giving the usual speech, while the real Einstein, dressed as the car driver, attends it.
But in the crowd, there is one scientist who wants to impress everyone and thinks of a very difficult question to ask Einstein, hoping he won't be able to respond. So this guy stands up and interrupts the conference by posing his very difficult question. The whole room goes silent, holding their breath, waiting for the response.
The driver looks at him, dead in the eye, and says:
"Sir, your question is so easy to answer that I'm going to let my driver reply to it for me."
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