Newsletter – 14 February 2019
February 14, 2019 Newsletter
Well, here's your Valentine from Ex-Mil! As our gift to you, we’ve made some improvements to how you manage your account with us via our website. You’ll find a new link under 'Manage Your Account' called 'Account Overview' which allows you to view and edit your details. You'll also find lots of useful new content on our blog, including advice on how to handle interviews and write a great CV.
The story that really caught our eye this week is that of Brian Wood, who was awarded the Military Cross for his heroic actions in Iraq but later subjected to an enquiry after claims of abuse were raised by a number of Iraqis. Mr Wood says “I’d gone from being rewarded for my actions by the Queen to having the Government undermine me.” We’ve written here before about these enquiries and the grave damage they cause to troops who have already been through battle. Now we’d like to know what you think; are enquiries like this one providing vital protection of human rights or serious disrespect to our troops? You can join the discussion on our Facebook page.
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Revealed: How Afghanistan’s bloodiest summer is STILL claiming lives of British troops 10 years on as veterans are killing themselves in alarming numbers with the suicide rate in one army company a shocking 200 TIMES the average
'Highly-decorated' British Army major, 51, who attacked his superior officer after drunkenly punching a captain at a family party while posted in Nigeria is docked £6,000-a-year in pay but allowed to keep his job
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Joke: Roller Skates
Three couples die and arrive at the pearly gates. St. Peter tells them, "God has a sense of humour and his latest idea is to put the Kingdom of Heaven several hundred miles from the Pearly Gates."
"How is that supposed to be funny?" one guy asks.
"Well, God had the novel idea of allowing those admitted into Heaven a vehicle to travel that distance, but the quality of your vehicle is based upon how faithful you were to your spouse."
Knowing they can't argue and that God obviously knows all, the men begin confessing their infidelity.
"I admit I screwed around behind my wife's back, but I broke it off with the girl before my wife found out." One man admits. "Very well," St. Peter responds and gives him a standard bicycle. The guy shrugs and feels a little better confessing.
The second man says with a grin, "I've never actually cheated on my wife." St. Peter raises a skeptical brow. "Okay… There was one time, but it was technically before we were married! I was drunk and I didn't know what I was doing but I've never been unfaithful after that!" With a heavy sigh St. Peter grants the second man a car–but in terrible condition.
The third man says proudly, "I've never been unfaithful. Never."
The other two stare at the third in disbelief.
"No, he's right." St. Peter confirms. "He's been faithful the whole time. In fact he lost his virginity to his wife." The other two men gape in jealous amazement as the third man is granted a brand new sports car.
The third man obviously can make it down the long, glittering highway toward the Kingdom of Heaven faster than the other two. However, the first man on the bicycle finds the third man pulled over not too far down the road. Perplexed, he rides to the sports car and finds the man sobbing into his steering wheel.
"What's wrong, wise-guy, is this Italian muscle too much for you?" he gloats.
"No…" the third man tries to gain composure. "It's not that… The car is beautiful!"
"Then what's your problem?" "I just passed my wife and she was on rollerskates."
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