News - Newsletter - 21 July 2011
Posted: 21/07/2011 09:24 | News Home
Firstly, I'd like to take this opportunity to reassure you all that Ex-Mil Recruitment have not, and will not, pay anybody to hack into your phones to get our stories...and we will continue to publish this newsletter, with all the latest vacancies as well as news, events and a joke for the foreseeable future. Our joke competition, however, will be over in a few weeks, so get your entries in quick. That is all.
If you have any suggestions or ideas for items you'd like us to include, or any feedback on the newsletter — good or otherwise, please email us at:...press@ex–mil.co.uk.
New Jobs since the last Newsletter
Vehicle Access Control Engineer (268jc) South East Based circa £30,000 + Benefits
Program Security Manager (267jc) Kabul $550 per day
KAF Site Coordinator (266jc) Kandahar (inside the wire) $6-8k per month
Key Skills Trainer/Deliverer Chatham 17000-23000
NVQ Assessor Chatham 17000-23000
Stores Administrator Poole £20-£24K
Maritime Manning Manager Poole £30-£35K
Air Traffic Engineer (265jc) Surrey circa £40,000
IT Problem Manager (264ne) Berkshire £40,000 - 42,000
Senior Engineering Manager (263ne) Berkshire £44,470 - 52,620
Process Safety Engineer (262ne) Aberdeen Negotiable
Technical Safety Engineer x 2 (261ne) Aberdeen Negotiable
Health and Safety Specialist (260ne) Berkshire £27,000 - 34,000
Technical Safety Engineer (257ne) Aberdeen Negotiable
Electrical Discipline Engineer (259ne) Aberdeen Negotiable
Process Technical Authority (258ne) Aberdeen Negotiable
Safety and Environment Engineer (256ne) Wiltshire approximately £35000
EU Registered Doctor - Urgent Requirement Baffin Bay - Offshore Greenland Competitive
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We'd like to remind you that DSEi (Defence Security Equipment international) will be showing this year again at the Excel Centre in London from the 13th to the 16th September. This is one of the largest shows of its kind and is an ideal networking opportunity for anyone who is about to leave the military, or who has just left. You can see over 1,400 different companies in the Defence sector.
Entry to the show is free for current service personnel and for others if you apply for tickets before the 30th July the fee will also be waived, but you will need to enter a invitation code. To get the code please contact JC on firstname.lastname@example.org
A friend Indeed
Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake.
"I'll go into town for a doctor," the other says.
He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town's only doctor, who is delivering a baby.
"I can't leave," the doctor says. "But here's what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground."
The guy runs back to his friend, who is in agony.
"What did the doctor say?" the victim asks.
"He says you're gonna die."
Think you can do better?...see below
The Ex–Mil Recruitment Joke Competition
So, our Joke competition is two weeks old now, and we've had some great entries so far - but we want to laugh even more. Remember, you can enter up to three times, just send us - well come on, you guys know what's funny. We're offering you some great prizes which we'll announce in due course, once we've got our arses into gear finalised what they are.
So, in short:
- Send us your favourite joke to email@example.com before 1st September 2011 (obviously a few T's & C's apply. Please read these first before you send anything.)
- We'll whittle those down to about twenty we like the most and then ask everyone to vote them down to the best 5.
- From those 5 we'll get somebody suitably qualified to choose a winner and two runners up. They get some nice prizes.
So send 'em in.
By entering you are deemed to have read and agreed to the Terms & Conditions of this competition.
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